{"id":408,"date":"2025-06-22T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-22T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/?p=408"},"modified":"2025-06-24T10:10:48","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T10:10:48","slug":"back-page-every-game-should-have-a-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/22\/back-page-every-game-should-have-a-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"Back Page: Every Game Should Have A Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>No bull.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>In the magazine business, the Back Page is where you&#8217;d find all the weird goofs that we couldn&#8217;t fit in anywhere else. Some may call it &#8220;filler&#8221;; we prefer &#8220;a whole page to make terrible jokes that are tangentially related to the content of the mag&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We don&#8217;t have pages on the internet, but we still love terrible jokes \u2014 so welcome to our semi-regular feature, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/tags\/back-page\">Back Page<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Read the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/features\/back-page-every-game-should-have-a-cow\">full article on nintendolife.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No bull. In the magazine business, the Back Page is where you&#8217;d find all the weird goofs that we couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":410,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":409,"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/animalconspiracy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}